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Today's blog is a complilation of things that Girlfriends SHOULD NOT DO...
1. Girlfriend, why did you take those pictures in your underwear and post them to facebook?... You just provided some softcore porn for free... Then you wonder why every guy you meet wants you to "Come over and "Watch" a movie." But never out for dinner.
2. Girlfriend, why did you make a fake page to hide behind?.. If you are a Hater, BE PROUD!... Send an inbox to the person your hating on and tell them how you feel.
3. Girlfriend, be real with yourself... please don't wear a crop shirt if you have to tuck the sides of your stomach in your jeans!!! Its gonna fall back out.. Just wear a spaghetti strap shirt underneath the shirt..
4. Girlfriend, did you know that tattoo's last forever? So why would you get those stars on your FACE??? WTF
5. Girlfriend, why did you cut your own Bob...Great Clips have coupons for $8.99... See if they can save whats left.
6. Girlfriend I thought you had kids... But I never see them with you...
Spend time with your kids, they are the future.. Im sure they wanna go to the mall and out to eat also!
7. Girlfriend, if you are going to wear peep toe booties, please polish your toenails!!!! Or at least take the chipped polish off.
8. Girlfriend, stop wearing your club clothes to work. You have to be professional sometimes, especially if you plan on moving up the corporate ladder.
9. Girlfriend, make a life plan for yourself, have goals... Having perfect attendance at Envy is NOT an accomplishment.. Well I guess its good for sales.
10.Girlfriend, stop writing depressing statuses on FB and Twitter... Life is full of ups and downs. Don't bring my spirits down.. Damn..
To be Continued...
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